How do you train a snake that is long to break dance?

Yellow snake, 900 pounds, Eats humans, 20 feet long, and likes to play with Iguanas.

uhh you.....don't!

very carefully. start with the slower moves and work way into the heavy stuff. hold out any human food till it does a good job, no rewards until complete. worked for me

Very carefully!

Ahh, the key is that it likes to play with Iguanas. First train the Iguanas to run in a circle around the snake. Pretty soon the snake will be spinning around and voila!... a breakdancing snake.

you can't, stupid question

Since you say it eats humans, just sit with it. It'll wrap around you and you'll wiggle and squirm while it BREAKS every bone in your body and does a dance to swallow you.By the way, not funny. People already have a poor educated view on snakes and this doesn't help.

i know sometime we should have a little humor but let me ask u something its a Multiple choice, choose one of the answersAre u retarded?A)YesB)No, I'm and handicapC)No, I'm not retarded but i love to think of dumb stuffD)All of the above

omg! i have never before heard of such a dumb question! I myself own two ball pythons; both are very loving and yet very independant..They are also smart and have great personalities..Why on earth would you make something that you supposedly "love" do something unnatural to it? grow up and enjoy your snake for what it is, a loving pet..

just do it slowly and understand that for him to learn you must dance with him.