If your dogs could speak, what questions would you ask them?

I would ask Merlin why he puts up with Guinness and not "knock him down a peg or two" when he tackles him.I would ask Gizmo (a Shih-Tzu) why he hasn't learned to wait to get out the back door instead of getting run down by the labs EVERY time I let them out. I would ask Guinness why he thinks I want an 85 lb. lap dog every night when I sit down to relax. I would ask all of them if they love me as much as I love them.

Mine are happy most of the time....I dont need to ask. :o)I only have two that I would have questions for....Molly the Westie - "Why...WHY do you bring poop snacks into the house?? You get plenty of good quality food. WHAT IS THE ATTRACTION?"Sophie the chihuahua - "Who the heck do you think you ARE, anyway?" :o)

I would ask Tobo HOW THE HECK he manages to jump 6ft straight up in the air!? My neighbour even filmed him doing it to show a few of his mates LOL! He's nicknamed Kanga now.

I would ask Nikki why she tries to bark at everyone that walks by.I would ask Ben what he gets out of walking around in a hundred circles before planting his butt onto the ground to rest.

So, how does it feel to be naked all the time?

are you hungry dog?

I would ask my dog why she always looks so depressed....Even though I try everything to make her happy. lol.

What do I need to work on with him.Is he happy? If not what can I do to help him be more happy.